i am deceptively short, originally from essex, and now live in a really grotty part of south london. some of my favourite friends live on other continents, and i have a naked picture of daisy lowe on my wall to encourage me to go to the gym more often.
i don't lay claim to any of the photographs featured on this site, except ones cited as my own. if you don't like the fact i've used something of yours, please say, and i'll remove the offending snap. and then probably mock you mercilessly in a future post.